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By Seamus - Posted on 31 May 2010

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K.  Newspaper:

 

 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

 


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

 


COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

 


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

 


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

 


*** And the WINNER is... ***


 

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,

45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows everything!